to the gecko in my room

ok.. i noe u wun understand aniting i sae.. much less read a blog tt is speeaking 2 u.. but i cun very well speak gecko (cluck cluck cluck) and u understand neither english, chinese or d guttural noises i try 2 pass offas german or d hi pitched squeaks tt make tt is supposed 2 pas of as thai.. so yeah.. i'll juz stick 2 wat i noe..

U IDIOT!
I TRY AN RELEASE U TO THE WILD AND U SPIT IN MY FACE AN RUN AWAY!

ok so i chased u wit a bottle an crashing lyk a whale in a kiddy pool.. but tt's still no reason 2 do tt..
i do respect d fact tt u cn do weird acrobatics while sticking 2 d wall.. but i juz hope u understand tt i dun reali lyk animals crawling abt my room..

let me get this straight.. there's no food in my room tt i noe of.. so i dun wanna hav 2 find ur body in full rigor mortis.. cuz tt's juz gross..

SO I BEG U! GET OUT! there r plenty of small bugs tt u love outside my room..

tt being said.. i dun tink u wld move so i propose a truce..

fine u cn stay.. till i catch u tt is.. but till then.. here r d conditions..

1. no rude surprises crawling over my leg or desk when i'm awake.
2. keep d mosquitoes out, or silverfish.. or ants..
3. it mite get cold at nite.. shld u wanna snuggle.. d otr warm body tt lies nearer the floor is warmer than mine is open.. i'm sure he'll love company.
4. shld u still wanna hang wit me.. do it when i'm aslp.. (see 1.)
5. on my pillow there cld b puddles of water at nite.. shld u b thirsty.. but DON'T enter the source of the water!
6. all otr openings shld b avoided as well.. esp d warm, dark but smelly 1 where my legs meet (for ur own gd)
7. rules does not apply 4 d lower lying warm body.
8. try 2 avoid being crushed.. dun wanna clean up ur innards.
   

din hit 10.. so guess tt cld b ez 2 remember..
i grudgingly sae,
Have A Nice Stay

(hell.. still better than having roaches rite?)
all d best in studying ppl!
*WINK* to my tokyo destroyer! hehe