dumb adverts u'll nv see (1)

dumb adverts u'll nv see (1)

(all conversations are to be said in cool British gangster accents)

hunky man in black jacket: *rushes in* sorry i'm late.. u wouldn't belive what just happened to me!

bearded man in dark blue trenchcoat: wot happened mate? where's yer pants?

hunky man in black jacket: *stares down* i lost them..

bearded man in dark blue trenchcoat: lost them? well.. there weren't exactly a bag o penuts now ain't it? did they just slip out yer legs like a little mite?

hunky man in black jacket: aw shuttup will ya? hear me out man.. yer see a little lass yeah? all blonde and cutesy an stuff walks down the street.. she comes up to me and she knocks me down! then she rips me pants off! i mean, CLEAN OFF!

bearded man in dark blue trenchcoat: *shocked* WOT?! yer pants? yer blue dockers? why the hell for? i mean their SLEEK an SEXY an all.. but.. yeah.. i see now..

*hot blonde woman runs past hugging blue pants*

*both men stare*

narration: DOCKERS, steal a pair off if u can't afford it!

all rights reserved to DOCKERS pants. No hunky man in black jacket, bearded man in dark blue trenchcoat or hot blonde woman was harm in the filming of this advert. Joash was not paid in anyway, sadly, for producing this advert.

man i love snatch.. ahahahahahah