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(all conversations are to be said in cool British gangster accents)

hunky man in black jacket: *rushes in* sorry i'm late.. u wouldn't belive what just happened to me!

bearded man in dark blue trenchcoat: wot happened mate? where's yer pants?

hunky man in black jacket: *stares down* i lost them..

bearded man in dark blue trenchcoat: lost them? well.. there weren't exactly a bag o penuts now ain't it? did they just slip out yer legs like a little mite?

hunky man in black jacket: aw shuttup will ya? hear me out man.. yer see a little lass yeah? all blonde and cutesy an stuff walks down the street.. she comes up to me and she knocks me down! then she rips me pants off! i mean, CLEAN OFF!

bearded man in dark blue trenchcoat: *shocked* WOT?! yer pants? yer blue dockers? why the hell for? i mean their SLEEK an SEXY an all.. but.. yeah.. i see now..

*hot blonde woman runs past hugging blue pants*

*both men stare*

narration: DOCKERS, steal a pair off if u can't afford it!

all rights reserved to DOCKERS pants. No hunky man in black jacket, bearded man in dark blue trenchcoat or hot blonde woman was harm in the filming of this advert. Joash was not paid in anyway, sadly, for producing this advert.

man i love snatch.. ahahahahahah

You are a hunter. You have pure strength. You use
big weapons and protect yourself with a shield.
You don't really need backup with all the
strength you have, but you are slow when in
battle.


Which Halo Character Are You?
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got it frm chua's blog.. way cool!!! hahahahaah yeah i'm bored..

I LOVE STRAWBERRIES!! not those chewy flavoured sweets.. wait.. i do lyk them.. but REAL strawberries.. lyk small.. weird round.. no.. oval.. no.. erm erm erm.. wat the.. i dunno.. i'm sure u guys hav seen them b4.. yeah..

they're reali great! as in reali reali great tasting.. cool.. sour.. nice... yeah.. u ppl cn binge on all u wan.. but giv me a box of strawberries.. an i'll b happy.. yeah..

arms hurt frm many hrs of jamming.. head tired frm staying up late.. million places i'll rather b in.. yeah.. so i guess i'm not making much sense.. but yeah!! ALL HAIL STRAWBERRIES!!!! wait.. WHITE GRAPES ROCK 2!~

~!YAY!~

I'M D FREAKING PUBLICITY HEAD OF PHOTOG! haiz* part of me is happy, but d otr half doesnt wan d responsibility.. guess i shld b happy.. but then again.. haiz* i juz dunno.. cn i cope? oh well..

another cliched song abt love.. but wat the heck.. dun reali care much.. hahah

Love Boat Captain

Is this just another day? This God forgotten place?
First comes love, then comes pain, let the games begin
Questions rise and answers fall, insurmountable
Love boat captain
Take the reigns and steer us towards the clear, here
It's already been sung, but it can't be said enough
All you need is love
Is this just another phase? Earthquakes making waves
Trying to shake the cancer off, stupid human beings
Once you hold the hand of love, it's all surmountable
Hold me, and make it the truth
That when all is lost there will be you
Cause to the universe I don't mean a thing
And there's just one word I still believe
And it's love.
It's an art to live with pain, mix the light into gray
Lost nine friends we'll never know, two years ago today
And if our lives became too long, would it add to our regret?
And the young, they can lose hope cause they can't see beyond today
The wisdom that the old can't give away hey
Constant recall
Sometimes life don't leave you alone
Hold me, and make it the truth
That when all is lost there will be you
Cause to the universe I don't mean a thing
And there's just one word that I still believe
And it's love, love, love, love, love
love boat captain
take the reigns, steer us towards the clear
I know it's already been sung, can't be said enough
Love is all you need, all you need is love
Love, love, love.


oh well..

hahaha sonicfest wuz not bad.. but i got a henna tattoo on my neck.. lyk 5 hrs later.. IT'S GONE!!! SHIT!!! crappy.. gonna try again nxt time.. hahaha sorrie sulyn.. hahahahah =P

nothing tt cn be done tt cn change aniting.. 

mayb d feeling hasn't sunk in yet.. but my heart reali goes out 2 all those affected..  will b praying 4 u guys an all..

there is nothing to be said

damn.. i wan a sentinal toy so i cn hang in in my room.. but i tink it'll cost a freaking bomb an it drop cuz it's so huge.. but happening shit comes at a price.. hahahahahaha all d neat stuff at penisula.. wahaha =P

hmmm no in a reali gd mood now.. strange how shit cums 2 u when u're juz sitting an collecting ur tots.. wuz fine till i got in my dad's car an started stoning..  damn.. tot u dun tink when u stone.. cuz 2dae wuz a relatively gd dae.. went out.. saw music stuff an swee lee an davis.. cool.. but yeah.. small tings so hav big impacts.. oh well.. here starts d shit toking..
 
i'm not sum little shithead 4 ppl 2 push ard.. nv was.. an nv will b.. no 1 is.. shouting an demanding an acting lyk a little bitch wun b of ani help.. no matter wat post u hav an where u may hav cum frm.. it's not even eithical 2 even act lyk a spoilt brat even on ur bdae.. u're onli allowed 2 do tt if u r 2 tings, honestly:
 
1) a cute an cubby toddler
2) a super SUPER hot girl hu lives in a super rich an big house wit 30000 servants hu are paid to cower at ur slightest whine and whimper.
 
in both cases it gets irritating to b ard aft lyk 10 min..
 
having pain an insecurities is no excuse to freak ard wit ppl an b a cause of angst an worry 2 otr ppl.. if we cannot accept ourselves as hu we reali r, the truth will b shoved in our face an then.. it the truth will b the most painful ting u cld ever recieve, as wat u hav been denying abt urself all along slams on u in earth-shattering violence an force.
 
ur warped sense of reality wun get u aniwhere.. an in dis case.. ignorance is NOT bliss.. esp 4 ppl ard u..
 
1 more ting.. the more time spent wit ppl of a higher position does not make u his/her assitant, wit powers 2 distort decisions tt were made by them 2 suit ur own personal pleasure.. cuz seriously..
 
U R NOT THE WORLD.. and the world doesn't owe u aniting
 
not gonna name names here.. cuz seriously.. dun we all noe ppl liddat.. an furthermore.. wat makes us so sure we dun do dis ourselves?
 
*bongo skin needing boy signing out*
take care ppl! =)

1 more song! yeah..

Dave Matthews Band
#41

Come see
I swear by now I'm playing time against my troubles
I'm coming slow but speeding
Do you wish a dance and while
I'm in the front
The play on time is won
But the difficulty is coming here
I will go in this way
And find my own way out
I won't tell you to stay
But I'm coming to much more
Me
All at once the ghosts come back
Reeling in you now
What if they came down crushing
Remember when I used to play for
all of the loneliness that nobody
notices now
Oh, I'm begging slow
I'm coming here
Only waiting
I wanted to stay
I wanted to play,
I wanted to love you
I'm only this far
And only tomorrow leads my way
I'm coming waltzing back and
moving into your head
Please, I wouldn't pass you by
Oh, I wouldn't take any more than
What sort of man goes by
I will bring water
Why won't you ever be glad
It melts into wonder
I came in praying for you
Why won't you run
into the rain and play
And let the tears splash all over you
 
1 MORE! WAHHAHAHAHAH i of my faves 2.. mayb playing it on sundae.. yeah.. =)
 
God Of Wonders

Lord of heaven and earth.
Lord of all creation.
Lord of heaven and earth.

Lord of all creation,
of water, earth and sky.
The heavens are your Tabernacle.
Glory to the Lord on high!

God of wonders beyond our galaxy,
you are holy, holy.
The universe declares your majesty,
you are holy, holy.

Lord of heaven and earth
Lord of heaven and earth

Early in the morning,
I will celebrate the light.
When I stumble in the darkness,
I will call your name by night

God of wonders beyond our galaxy,
you are holy, holy.
The universe declares your majesty,
you are holy, holy.

Lord of heaven and earth
Lord of heaven and earth

Hallelujah
To the Lord of Heaven and Earth
Hallelujah
To the Lord of Heaven and Earth
Hallelujah
To the Lord of Heaven and Earth

holy, holy
holy, holy

God of wonders beyond our galaxy,
you are holy, holy.

Precious Lord, reveal your heart to me,
Father, holy, holy.
The universe declares your majesty,
you are holy, holy, holy, holy

Hallelujah
To the lord of heaven and earth
Hallelujah
To the Lord of Heaven and Earth
Hallelujah
To the Lord of Heaven and Earth
Hallelujah
To the Lord of Heaven and Earth
Hallelujah
To the Lord of Heaven and Earth
Hallelujah
To the Lord of Heaven and Earth

whooo.. love pearl jam.. 2 dis song's old.. but i still lyk dis song.. hmmm

Do The Evolution

I am ahead, I am a man
I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
I'm at peace with my lust
I can kill 'cause in god I trust, yeah
it's evolution, baby

I'm a beast, I'm a man
I buy stocks on the day of the crash, yeah
on the loose, i'm a truck
all the rolling hills I'll flatten them out, yeah
it's herd behavior, uh huh
it's evolution, baby

Admire me, admire my home
admire my son, he's my clone
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
this land is mine, this land is free
i'll do what i want yet irresponsibly
it's evolution, baby

Im a thief, i'm a liar
there's my church
I sing in the choir:
hallelujah, hallelujah

Admire me, admire my home
admire my song, admire my clothes
Consider, appetite for a nightly feast
those ignorant indians got nothing on me
nothing, why?
because, it's evolution, baby!

I am ahead, i am advanced
i am the first mammal to make plans, yeah
i crawled the Earth, but now i'm higher
twenty-ten, watch it go to fire
it's evolution, baby
it's evolution baby
do the evolution
come on
come on, come on 

lyrics not bad.... hahahaha.. great song..

oh man.. so totally freaked now.. i dunno.. sum ppl juz totally freak me out.. as in totally.. ouch.. eeeeeee... so weird.. so pushy... m stupified.. hahahahha oh well.. at least now i'm kinda feeling beta.. v tired tho.. sch daes r draggy.. an 10 wks 2 promos.. wth.. retaining is now an open option.. or i cld juz start studying now.. try lar.. few tings on my mind now.. an BAYBEATS is 1 of them! hhahahahah yeah.. cool.. hope i get free drinks frm d guys..

playing drums 4 service wuz not so bad.. at least d ppl i worked wit wuz not bad.. smooth an nice.. ideas coming 2 me so fast.. hahah thnx ian! u is pro creative boy.. hahaha.. Ian: man hu gifs ideas tt hit u on d head so hard tt make u go.. "i gotta do it!" yeah.. so yeah.. hahhaha hope tings turn out well..

tot abt tings.. an learnt.. y r we do blind tt when we as christians hav problems.. turn 2 evryting but God? lyk onli at d last min we go.. 'God, u gotta help me! U're MY ONLI HOPE!!!' crap man.. dun we all lyk do shit liddat?

the ninja has gone on a quest an learnt tt as humans, we all hav dis inert nature 2 alwaes b in control.. in evryting.. our lives.. our frens.. heck.. blogging is a sign of ppl wanting d outside world 2 view a painted pic of their life.. an we still buy into it.. y? isit IN 2 live in constant self-denial?

so much hopelessness.. so much blindness.. we noe abt it.. but do nth 2 stop it..

"things that always were, are mostly permitted to be left that way, without question or thought" - Joash's Theory of The Status Quo =P

the is nothing new under the sun

oh well..at least life is getting more fun 4 me.. thnx desmond! hahahaha wae cool.. aug 15.. yeah! hahahah plus tt ting in sch coming up.. but sch 1.. national dae.. hahaha sian..

"ooo how i love singapore so....." *pukes*

hahahahahahahahaahahahah

but i tink it'll b fun.. great 2 cum 2gether an actually jam again.. but yeah.. hahaha i get 2 play again on sundae! wae cool.. hahaah got d ppt up alreadi.. so not so bad.. hahha oh well.. hehee hope i'll b free on sat.. otr then going 2 church.. hmmmmm heheh it'll b so cool 2 hav a break at last.. hahah

whooo finally a longer blog.. haven't seen dis 1 4 awhile.. hahaha take care all!! i boast to sae i noe the best ppl in the world! =)

to all members of COGS.. if u haven't joined d yahoo group, here's how u cn do it now! hahaahah d link is here..




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yesh.. i'm sick.. damn hi fever.. haha.. 2 daes mc.. hmmmmm it's cold.. hahahahah not d 1st time i said dis.. hahaha

oh well on 2 more impt tings.. juz wanna sae tt i cun stay neutral in dis.. i've seen both sides an i've chosen where i stand.. no regrets.. cuz i wuz neutral b4.. an now.. oh well.. =P

juz wanna take dis time 2 thank all those hu allowed myself 2 open up 2 them an shared wit me.. u guys r wat keep me going in church.. hehe.. so touched.. wonder if i shld mention names.. wth.. here goes.. thnx goes out 2, my mom 4 showing me wat wuz impt.. eddie, ian, beatrice, pei zhi, ds lim, melvin.. 4 listening 2 me an giving me advice.. Joel.. moz happening bro.. ur strength an faith is an inspiration 2 me..

if there r ani otrs i 4got, i will add them another time.. hhaha brain getting fried.. hahha *away*

DID YOU FEEL THE MOUNTAINS TREMBLE

DID YOU FEEL THE MOUNTAINS TREMBLE
DID YOU HEAR THE OCEANS ROAR
WHEN THE LOST BEGAN TO SING OF
JESUS CHRIST THE RISEN ONE

DID YOU FEEL THE PEOPLE TREMBLE
DID YOU HEAR THE SINGERS ROAR
WHEN THE LOST BEGAN TO SING OF
JESUS CHRIST THE RISEN ONE

AND WE CAN SEE THAT GOD YOU'RE MOVING
A MIGHTY RIVER THROUGH THE NATION
AND YOUNG AND OLD WILL TURN TO JESUS
FLING WIDE YOU HEAVENLY GATES
PREPARE THE WAY OF THE RISEN LORD

OPEN UP THE DOORS AND LET THE MUSIC PLAY
LET THE STREETS RESOUND WITH SINGING
SONGS THAT BRING YOUR HOPE
SONGS THAT BRING YOUR JOY
DANCERS WHO DANCE UPON INJUSTICE

DID YOU FEEL THE DARKNESS TREMBLE
WHEN ALL THE SAINTS JOIN IN ONE SONG
AND ALL THE STREAMS FLOW AS ONE RIVER
TO WASH AWAY OUR BROKENNESS

AND WE CAN SEE THAT GOD YOU'RE MOVING
A TIME OF JUBILEE IS COMING
AND YOUNG AND OLD WILL TURN TO JESUS
FLING WIDE YOU HEAVENLY GATES
PREPARE THE WAY OF THE RISEN LORD

nth 2 sae.. so i'll put a song.. sum parts of it spoke 2 me 2.. so yeah.. cheap long blog.. heheh

was talking 2dae abt d problems facing me now.. an then i wuz asked.. 'change church lar!' i wuz lyk 'i cun do tt, i got responsibilities.. it's as much my church as ani1 else.. so y shld i or ani1 hu's wit me leave wit a bitter taste in our mouths?'

defenses aside, tt statement got me tinking.. i mean seriously.. y shld i stay? i mean.. worship? wae beta worship elsewhere.. training? argh.. aniwhere oso cn get 1.. service? i cn serve elsewhere.. (3rd place.. hehehehe) juz kidding.. more seriously.. 2 draw inspiration frm otr places, i stand here 2 sae..

i choose not 2 c y i shld leave, but i choose 2 c y i shld stay

God hold me 2 my word..

m i 2 leave an go find greener pastures evryting d going gets tough? wld i suddenly aft 10 yrs sae 2 myself.. where do i truly belong? m i 2 shake d dust off my feet evrytime a conflict arises? i cun do tt.. i reali cun.. utopia doesn't exist on earth.. so i guess no1 shld expect tt..

need strength.. not juz strength, but Strength.. i oso need Faith..

Lord i belive, but help me my unbelief

may may i be a gd steward of the One i serve.. may i nv pull out an lose my Faith.. may i nv shun away frm giving care 2 those hu need it.. an may i, if the Lord permits, be an instrument of change..

ALL THAT I AM

ALL THAT I AM
ALL THAT I HAVE
I LAY THEM DOWN BEFORE YOU O LORD
ALL MY REGRETS
ALL MY ACCLAIM
THE JOY AND THE PAIN
I'M MAKING THEM YOURS

THINGS IN THE PAST, THINGS YET UNSEEN
WISHES AND DREAMS
THAT ARE YET TO COME TRUE
ALL OF MY HOPE, ALL OF MY PLANS
MY HEART AND MY HANDS
ARE LIFTED TO YOU

LORD I OFFER MY LIFE TO YOU
EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN THROUGH
USE IT FOR YOUR GLORY
LORD I OFFER MY DAYS TO YOU
LIFTING MY PRAISE TO YOU
AS A PLEASING SACRIFICE
LORD I OFFER YOU MY LIFE

WHAT CAN WE GIVE
THAT YOU HAVE NOT GIVEN
AND WHAT WE HAVE
THAT IS NOT ALREADY YOURS
ALL WE POSSESS ARE
THESE LIVES WE'RE LIVING
AND THAT'S WHAT WE GIVE TO YOU LORD

d youth banner is up! hahahah cn c frm d field.. so not so bad.. aahah.. took 8 hr plus of work.. hahaa wat the....

i've decided.. not going 2 play drums 4 service 4 awhile.. dun wanna put myself in arkward positions.. i got otr tings 2 take care off.. yeah.. my declaration is this.. hear me if u wld..

common test coming.. i dunno wat i'll do.. i'm kinda screwed.. oh well.. haiz*

yeah!

finally cn blog! hahahahahahahah been wanting 2 do dis 4 a damn long time.. but yeah i'm baq.. hahahahahaha *cheers and does jiggly dance*

been wanting 2 sae dis 4 a long time alreadi.. but.. i finally get d chance 2 sae it.. so here i go.. an if u tink i'm toking abt u.. u're WRONG.. an dun bother asking me 4 names.. yeah..

WAT BLIND AN SELFCENTERED IDIOTS WE R...

we cn whine an sob an cry all d hell we wan..

"hurt" man:
'oh woe is me.. i hav been hurt so.. i cun 4give.. it has happened 2 many times..'

but.. little does "hurt" man noe.. as his selfish an narrow mind cannot comprehend, all d hurt the HE has caused.. as he is onli caring 4 all d wrongs done 2 him.. in his stupidity.. he CHOOSES to block out all suggestion tt he may hav caused hurt.. even more than wat he feels.. 2 a multitude of ppl.. hu aft awhile will speak up.. an then absolution will come..

okae.. dis story may seem drama.. but i wuz juz tinking.. r we all liddat.. mayb not 2 d extend of wat i m writing.. but r we? is there ani hurt we hav put out unknowingly.. or r we in self denial?

EVERYONE RUNS, EVERYONE HIDES

oh well.. on 2 more lighthearted tings.. 2dae wuz funny.. looking 4ward 2 tml.. cuin get much studying done.. but wth.. i'm not reali bothered now.. i'll juz do as much as i cn.. hahaha I COMPLETED ONIMUSHA 3!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH! d endings kinda crap tho.. hahaha sulyn yuqin an yixuan an testify 2 tt.. haahahahah but wth! it's d 1st game i completed.. yeah.. now 4 splinter cell.. an i suck at gunbound 2.. dun c myself playing it v much in d long run.. msn is wae cooler.. hexic is still d best.. hahaahhaha

hist is painfull.. but econs tuition is great.. d teacher rox.. ahahah damn nice.. damn funny.. hahha damn gd.. i actually learnt stuff!! hahaha yeah!

gotta get my spiritual life baq on track.. cun let tings pull me down.. reali glad i cn sae tt i hav ppl 2 turn 2.. an hope i cn b of help when turned 2.. =)

i hav made a promise to change wat i can onli.. help where i can.. an not try an stick my head into tings tt

dis cds stuck on my cd player.. an dis song stuck out.. nth 2 sae now.. juz tt i'm stuck at hm wit my bks an onimusha 3! whahahah

wanna intro dis song in church.. hmmmm

tt's all 4 now.. haha


PlanetShakers
Rescue Me

WHEN I'M ALONE
THE WORLD IS SUCH A DIFFERENT PLACE
SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO KEEP
THE SMILE UPON MY FACE
IT SEEMS LIKE I TRY SO HARD
AND STILL I LET YOU DOWN
IT'S TAKEN SO LONG BUT NOW THERE'S
ONE THING THAT I'VE FOUND

WHEN EVERYTHING STARTS CRASHING DOWN
WHEN ALL I KNOW FALLS TO THE GROUND
WHEN DARKNESS COMES AND I CAN'T SEE
YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE TO RESCUE ME

JUST WHEN I THINK
THAT I HAVE GOT IT FIGURED OUT
YOU OPEN MY EYES AND LET ME
SEE THAT THERE'S NO DOUBT
THAT YOU'VE GOT IT ALL
WITHIN THE POWER OF YOUR HAND
IT SEEMS LIKE THE MORE I KNOW
THE LESS I UNDERSTAND

WHEN EVERYTHING STARTS CRASHING DOWN
WHEN ALL I KNOW FALLS TO THE GROUND
WHEN DARKNESS COMES AND I CAN'T SEE
YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE TO RESCUE ME
WHEN ALL MY STRENGTH HAS TURNED TO FEAR
WHEN I WONDER IF YOU'RE NEAR
WHEN I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BREAK FREE
YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE TO RESCUE ME

I WONDER IF I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS DARKEST NIGHT
I NEED TO KNOW YOUR STRENGTH IN ME
GONNA WIN THIS FIGHT
I'M REACHING OUT
WON'T YOU TAKE MY HAND
SHOW ME TO THE LIGHT
I KNOW YOU'RE BY MY SIDE